I just had the most intellectual and impressive conversation with my 8 year old nephew on our way home from the cabin. I was laughing so hard the whole way home!  I learned all about metamorphic rocks, living in America, being grateful for our freedom because we don't have slavery anymore, the USA has the most beautiful flag in the world, all the kids at school think Justin Beiber is really a girl because his eyebrows look like a girl, we have a choice in what we want to be when we grow up, how he wants to be a gaming designer and created new levels, a disease called divorceritis (the disease people have when they want a divorce and a lot of men have it right now), Cheetah's run 71 miles an hour even if they are small and cute, people who are rough around the edges and don't share, why Tupperware is so unimportant and not worth fighting about and get this one.....he asked me if I had a boyfriend yet.  He said that if I want to get married again then I really need to start dating and have a boyfriend because the only way you can get married is if you date and that is the beginning of getting married.  He really hopes that whoever I marry will be divorced so we "match" and he hopes he has a lot of kids so he can have a lot more cousins. He also asked if the divorce was final and on what day was it final.  As you can tell he has been very concerned about this subject and is really trying to wrap his head around it.  (join the club kiddo)  He is certainly a kick in the pants and I love him to broken pieces (as he would say).

Where do they come up with these things??